Accurate Horoscope 2014
AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.
SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
The Pisces one is so true for me.
aquarius is spot on
To all the people starting school this week:
It’s that time again where something crosses your dashboard and you should stop and actually read it.
My name is Mike and I’m in a bind.
I am flat-out broke.
As of right now I’m to attend the School of Visual Arts in NYC starting in the fall. I have been extremely excited to this and have been looking forward to it since December. Everything has been situated, I have a dorm, a schedule, all my registration fees and whatnot are done.
With less than two months to go until I start college, my parents have decided to refuse to cosign any loans. I am currently staring at a ridiculous bill with no way to pay it. To top it all off, financial aid is a bitch.
I’m flat broke, unemployed, and my attempts to get published have been repetitively squashed over the past three years.
My personal life has been in shambles and I’ve gone through a lot of trouble. My parents are horrible, I haven’t had contact with people in real life for over two years, I have almost no clothes, I haven’t had a decent meal in well over a week. And in depth post regarding my personal nightmare can be found here.
With all of these things combined I have debated withdrawing from SVA. That would, however, put me in a position to continue down a very self-destructive and dangerous path. I do not think I can survive another year in my current situation.
That being said: I am turning to the wonderful people, fandoms, communities and miracles of tumblr.
I am offering a slew of different commissions in order to pay my bills. I have no other choice. So without further ado let’s get to business…
See above for the basics. I am very willing to haggle. More examples of my work can be found here: (x)
I will admit that tag is sparsely populated. I do not upload everything I draw for various of reasons. However, I am becoming very happy with the direction of my style and will be filling that tag soon enough.
I can work with any fandom, ocs even, so long as I have adequate reference. I am open to most everything, nsfw included. But if someone were to commission something way out of left field, well, at that point and time we can discuss our options.
This is where I am most comfortable in my talents. However, these can take, and will take, more time to complete. Onward!
Drabble (~1K words): $3
Standard Fic (~3k words): $5
Multi-Chapter Fic (~5k-7k words): $10
Illustrated Long-Fic (~20k words + Two illustrations of commissioners choice): $30 This is approximately a ten to fifteen chapter fic with 2 associated paintings included. Please specify what you would like drawn when contacting me.
Novel-length Fic (~50k-70k words): $100 Okay, I understand offering this may seem ridiculous, but I have experience writing this much. And its a steal. Do you know how much literary magazines and pay per word? THIS IS A STEAL. (illustrations optional at the request of the commissioner)
As with the paintings, I am very willing to haggle. If you want a drabble and a pic or just a long fic or whatever, I’m game.
Pay up front. My paypal is email@example.com. Please understand that I have no idea how to circumvent paypal’s fees and that if you do, please tell me how.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE
This is how desperate I have become: I am opening up donations. This is done through Wepay. But I refuse to be a charity case.
So here’s the deal: If, between commissions and donations, I manage to make it through one year of college then I will self publish my novel, Paper Crowns, through Amazon and make it available for .99 cents.
This may not seem like much, but I have been trying my absolute hardest to land a literary agent and get a traditional publishing contract. Unfortunately, that has not happened in the past three years. I have an aversion to e-readers and Amazon. I never thought I would resort to this. Its actually rather bittersweet. But I’m pulling myself up and going ahead with this.
More information on Paper Crowns can be found here: (x)
If I can make it through one year at SVA I will publish Paper Crowns in the summer of 2014. Why should you care?
I am offering a chance, for you all, to help give birth to a fandom. It’s got talking animals, escapism complexes, a gung-ho female protagonist, substance abuse, parental issues, *magic*, a manipulative female antagonist, wonderful platonic relationships, etc.
Seriously, over the next few days I am not only going to be working on further revisions for Paper Crowns, I am going to be making a ton of posts concerning it.
And if you help me out, you can make Paper Crowns real. I know it seems far-fetched, but must I remind you all that Fifty Shades of Grey was a New York Times bestseller? Let’s rectify that. Please.
So that’s about it. I know I’m not burdened with a terminal medical condition, I know this isn’t a Kickstarter, I know this isn’t celebrity related, I know this isn’t a fluffy pet or fandom specific. But I have the utmost faith in tumblr.
I don’t have thousands, or even hundreds of followers, but I trust the dozen or so friends I’ve found here. And I trust the community.
I need $4500 by August 1st for tuition, supplies and fees, and another $4200 each month afterwards. I know this is a lot. But I know tumblr can do amazing things.
Please don’t let me down. Thank You.
At this point I don’t think I’m going to get the money to get to college. Regardless, I’m gonna boost this one last time. You guys can do whatever you like with this post now.
How I look when roleplaying normally.
How I look when roleplaying parings
How I look when a god mod/mary sue shows up.
How I look when I am impatient for a reply.
How I look when a roleplay dies.
How I look when real life people catch me roleplaying.
Alright roleplayers let’s see your variations!
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch